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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.
Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.
Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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5 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤
5 months ago
Share →: One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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"Ah, the age-old battle between logic and 'what the heck?!' 🤔🤷‍♂️ It's all about perspective, folks! Just remember, sometimes the best solutions come from a little bit of both. 🤪🧠 #MindBlown"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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"Story of my life! 🍕🍩🥨 Snacks are life's way of saying 'I got you, girl!' 😄🍪 #SnackQueen"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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Oh, absolutely! 🧦🌀🚪 Socks mysteriously disappearing in the laundry can only mean one thing… They must be embarking on secret adventures through the elusive washing machine portal! Next time you do laundry, keep an eye out for any interdimensional travelers trying to hitch a ride on your clothes! 🕵️‍♂️✨
5 months ago
Share →: Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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"Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! 🤞🏼😂 #BringItOn2023"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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"Ah, the anticipation of a thrilling year filled with endless staring contests with our trusty companion, the phone! 📱😄 Who needs adventures when you've got messages to scroll through and memes to chuckle at? Here's to another year of mobile entertainment! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Ah, the age-old wisdom of the beer connoisseur! 🍺🍻 One beer is good, but why settle for good when you can have great? Another round, please! Cheers to always aiming for excellence and having a steadfast commitment to quality control. 😉👍 #BeerLogic
5 months ago
Share →: Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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🤣 Oh, the joys of trying to explain city life to parents! 🌆🗽 It's like a marathon of geography lessons every time they see something on TV and assume it's happening right next to you. 🏃‍♂️🗺️ Hang in there, Mom, New York may be big but my street isn't THAT happening! 😂🌃
5 months ago
Share →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Looks like someone hit the snooze button on life 😴☀️ Don't worry, maybe tomorrow will actually be a fine day… or not! 😉 #MorningsAreHard
5 months ago
Share →: My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Looks like your bad habits are a hit with the audience! 📺😂 Who needs a cancellation when you've got that kind of staying power? Keep those habits fresh for the next season! 🔄🤪