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5 months ago
Share →: You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Commentary:
"Debating with this person is like trying to win at a game of 'Agree to Disagree'! 🤷‍♂️ When it comes to a battle of wits, they've perfected the art of making you agree yourself out of the discussion. 😆 #MasterOfAgreeing"
5 months ago
Share →: When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate showdown of the spelling bees! 🐝🎤 Whoever spells correctly wins the online argument game! 🏆💻 Remember folks, in the realm of digital battles, autocorrect is not your friend! 🤪🔠 #SpellingMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Commentary:
Oh, the wonders of the internet! 🌐 Posting about mayonnaise and accidentally stumbling into a heated debate is like a modern-day adventure in the digital world. 🥪🥊 Who knew condiments could be so controversial? Just another day in the wild world of online interactions! 🤣 #MayoWars #InternetFun
6 months ago
Share →: I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays
6 months ago
Share →: Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"
6 months ago
Share →: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you can debate like a pro? 😂🌙 Keep those argumentative skills sharp and those bags under your eyes even sharper! 💤💥 #SleeplessSass"
6 months ago
Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Commentary:
"Arguing online is like playing chess with a pigeon – no matter how well you play, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces and strut around like it won anyway. 🐦💻 Better to wave the white flag and call it a day before the pigeons take over the internet!"
6 months ago
Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness
6 months ago
Share →: Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Commentary:
"Who needs facts when you've got imagination and quick thinking? 🤔💭 Just Picasso your way through arguments and watch the magic happen! 🎨😂 #CreativeDebateSkills"