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Commentary:
"Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"
177 Funny around quotes
This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
Commentary:
"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"
We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️"
Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
Commentary:
"Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"
Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.
Commentary:
"When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"
Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"
Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.
Commentary:
"LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"
Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
Commentary:
"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! 😂👀 #FreelanceComedian"