19 Funny attempt quotes

Funny attempt quotes bring a splash of humor to those moments when things don’t go exactly as planned 😂✨ Whether you’re celebrating a hilarious fail or just embracing the art of trying, these witty lines remind us that effort counts—and laughter is the best sidekick 🎉😄 Ready to turn your oops into a LOL? Let’s dive into some playful vibes and smile through every funny attempt! 🤪👏

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're free-range, non-GMO, ethically sourced friendship lemons. 🍋😂

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Napping: the only sport where everyone's goal is to go "unconscious," but sometimes your brain throws the game! 💤😴🤔

“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Sure, just going to let my brain go on vacation and hope things work out 😂🧠✈️

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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I attempted a cartwheel and invented a new yoga pose: flailing flamingo 🦩🤣

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Who knew “Free HBO” was a turn-off? I guess people really aren’t into commitment-free streaming! 🎬🤷‍♂️📺

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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"When getting off the couch feels like an Olympic sport, but your medal is just chips! 🥇🍟 #Couchlete"

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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"When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty"

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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"When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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"Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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"RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"

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