Funny quotes attempt

Funny attempt quotes

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

1 month ago

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

3 months ago

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

3 months ago

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

3 months ago

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

3 months ago

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

3 months ago