20 Funny attempt quotes

• I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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  2 weeks ago

  am, attempt, bloodline, body, body image, every, feel, fighting, gene, hot, humor, i, image, me, person, self-deprecating, step, struggle

• Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, attempt, connection, consolation, consolation prize, cruelty, dating, failed, friendship, humor, prize, rejection, relationship, romantic, romantic connection

• There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, dislike, failed, failure, frustration, hate, humor, i, nap, nothing, relaxation, sleep

• “I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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  2 months ago

  attempt, decision making, going, humor, mindset, problem, self-reflection, situation, thinking, try, underthinking, works

• The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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  2 months ago

  activity, attempt, cartwheel, crazy, day, exercise, fitness, got, humor, i, idea, nostalgia, physical, physical activity, self-deprecating, still

• Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, dating, dating profile, entertainment, free, game, humor, humor attempt, joke, media, profile, social, social media, think

• “You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

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  2 months ago

  athlete, attempt, begin, comedy, couch, fitness, humor, i, laziness, motivation, myself, procrastination, self-motivation, third, whisper

• I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, awkwardness, comedy, even, failure, Funny, humor, humor attempt, i, joke, joke failure, meeting, nobody, online, online meeting, social, social awkwardness, today, told, workplace, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

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  2 months ago

  attempt, awkward, challenge, chopsticks, comedy, eating, food, humor, just, me, media, OnlyFans, social, social media, trying, videos

• Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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  2 months ago

  apology, attempt, bad, dating, flirt, flirting, humor, humor attempt, i, interaction, joke, social, social interaction, sorry, trying

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