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Funny attempt quotes

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025