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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.
The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.
The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.
When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.
“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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5 months ago
Share →: If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Commentary:
"Remember, it's all about the rock 'n' roll theatrics! 🤘🎸 Act like every chord is a dramatic battle against gravity and watch the audience be in awe of your musical suffering! 😂 #GuitarHero"
5 months ago
Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Commentary:
"Wow, selective participation sounds so much fancier than lazy! 💁‍♂️ Who knew sitting on the couch binge-watching Netflix was actually a sophisticated choice? 🛋️📺 Embrace your inner selective participant! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Commentary:
"Who needs labeled 'dishwasher safe' when you have a 'carelessly toss in and hope for the best' approach? 🍽️🚫🧼 #LivingOnTheEdge"
5 months ago
Share →: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Age is just a number, and wrinkles are just the roadmap of life! 🧓🏼 Who says you can't be fabulous at any age? As long as you keep that youthful attitude, you're golden! ✨ #AgeIsJustANumber #ForeverYoung
5 months ago
Share →: Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Commentary:
"Lazy? Oh, no no no! 🙅‍♀️I am a master of selective participation, thank you very much! 💁‍♂️ Why do something now when you can do it later, right? 😉 #ProcrastinationPro"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Commentary:
"Instead of just dipping your toes in the pool of problems, dive right in and do some synchronized swimming with them! 💦 Embrace your inner problem child and show those obstacles who's boss. 💪 Your motto: If you're gonna be a problem, might as well be the whole enchilada! 🌮😄"
5 months ago
Share →: As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Commentary:
"When it comes to being flexible, I'm as bendy as a brick wall 🧘‍♂️💁‍♂️. As long as I get my way, I'm willing to contort myself into any shape necessary! #FlexibilityGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Commentary:
"Me trying to solve my life problems like 🤷‍♂️: 'I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.' Who needs logic when you've got a carefree attitude? 😂 #LivingMyBestConfusedLife"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ "I don't get mad, I get impressed with life's consistency in testing my patience. It's like a daily pop quiz I never asked for, but hey, let's roll with it. Bring it on, universe! 🙄"