16 Funny avoid quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️‍♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of decision-making at its finest! 🤔 But hey, who needs thinking anyway when you can just wing it, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the carefree spirit and let spontaneity be your new best friend! 🎉 #LivingLifeOnTheEdge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet bliss of finding happiness in avoiding certain individuals like the plague 🙅‍♂️ Sometimes, true joy can be found in the art of selective social distancing. Who knew peace could come with a side of avoiding awkward encounters? 😅 #EmbracingTheAntiSocialLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Elevators: the ultimate test of trust fall with a machine 🙈. Who needs an adrenaline rush when you can just take the stairs and sneak in a leg workout? 🚶‍♂️ #StairMaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a phone bill when you have carrier pigeons? 🐦📞 Dodging bill collectors like a pro! 😂💸 #FinancialHacks"

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