16 Funny bank account quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

  Commentary:
  💸💡 "In order to protect your precious bank account from the dangers of impulsive spending, why not enlist the services of a wise old bridge troll? Their riddles will keep your wallet safe and your budget in check! Just remember, if the answer to the riddle is 'buy now, buy later, or buy never,' maybe reconsider that purchase! 🌉🧙‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless tradition of mastering the fine art of withdrawing funds from the Bank of Mom and Dad before diving into the world of creativity! 💸🎨 Remember, every masterpiece begins with a generous brushstroke of financial support! 😉 #ArtSchoolStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: $20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

  Commentary:
  "Having $20 in your bank account? That's cute. 😏 But having $20k? Now that's silent movie material. 🤫💰💸 #Ballin'"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

  Commentary:
  Me: "I should treat myself to something."
  Bank account: "Dream on."

  💸💭 Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? 😂 #TreatYourselfDilemma

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like when it comes to trust, the dishwasher is the real test in this relationship! 🍽️💸 Maybe she just wants to make sure you're not "cleaning" that money in there! 😄 #MarriageMysteries

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