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11 Funny bath quotes

Funny bath quotes πŸ› bring a splash of humor to your soak time! Whether you’re drowning in bubbles or just pretending to relax, these witty lines will make your bath moments way more entertaining πŸ˜„βœ¨. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and turning your bathroom into a giggle zone! Ready to add some sudsy fun to your day? Let’s dive in! 🚿🀣

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Posted on6 months ago

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say β€œguess where I am”. The library?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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