12 Funny bath quotes

• Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.

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  4 weeks ago

  alien, alien planet, bath, bath time, dark, humor, i, imagination, planet, pretend, rainforest, shower, sometimes, time

• A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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  4 weeks ago

  bath, big, bowl, hot, hot tub, human, human soup, humor, joke, relaxation, soup, tub

• I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, aging, backyard, bath, bird, bird bath, decor, humor, i, just, outdoor, outdoor decor, retirement, where

• It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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  4 weeks ago

  bath, bird, bird bath, brunch, chipmunk, heat, hot, hot tub, humor, menu, Mimosa, summer, tub, using

• The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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  4 weeks ago

  bath, bath water, funny situation, humor, oh, person, reaction, situation, throw, throw out, uh, uh oh, unexpected, water

• You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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  1 month ago

  bath, bro, bubble, bubble bath, candles, humor, lavender, petal, relaxation, rose, rose petal, self-care, surrounded, take

• Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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  1 month ago

  bath, care, day, dog, dog owner, funny moment, knowing, looking, lovingly, moment, owner, pet, pet care, pet owner, ruin, ruin day

• I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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  1 month ago

  bath, bath towel, close, even, fluffy, frustration, hate, hotel, humor, i, packing, suitcase, thick, towel, travel

• Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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  1 month ago

  am, bath, bubble, bubble bath, girls, guess, humor, i, irony, legs, library, media, picture, say, social, social media, take, where

• If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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  1 month ago

  accident, accidentally, bath, cat, chaos, ever, humor, mishap, pet

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