348 Funny being quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

  Commentary:
  Guess it's time to turn up the thermostat on this looks game! 🔥😎

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

  Commentary:
  Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

  Commentary:
  When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

  Commentary:
  Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

  Commentary:
  When your love language is high-energy pest mode 🤪💖 #AnnoyinglyAdorable

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

  Commentary:
  When social media is your only social skill 🤷‍♂️😂 #KeyboardWarrior

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

  Commentary:
  If being a sweetheart paid the bills, I'd be lounging in a heart-shaped mansion by now! 💖💸

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my life story was written by a sitcom writer with commitment issues 😂✍️📖

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

  Commentary:
  Fashionably late to the office—because clocks are just a suggestion! ⏰😅✌️

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