21 Funny block quotes

• When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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  4 weeks ago

  assume, block, confidence, good, humor, i, jawline, just, killer, looks, me, media, people, personality, rugged, rugged look, social, social media

• Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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  4 weeks ago

  block, era, fast, fast pace, game, going, grateful, history, human, human history, humor, life, living, modern, modern life, overwhelmed, pace, Tetris, too, video, video game

• Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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  4 weeks ago

  big, big sexy, block, blocked, humor, insult, just, media, people, person, playful, sexy, social, social media, ugly, ugly person

• I get writer’s block responding to people.

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  4 weeks ago

  block, communication, difficulty, humor, i, interaction, people, responding, response, response difficulty, social, social interaction, writer’s block, writers, writing

• Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, block, blocking, confidence, here, humor, hurricane, i, me, media, metaphor, playful, sarcasm, social, social media

• I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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  4 weeks ago

  away, block, boundary, going, house, humor, i, internet, me, own, people, phone, right, self-care, stress

• If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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  4 weeks ago

  another, block, chance, communication, email, getting, humor, i, me, sarcasm, second, second chance, technology

• To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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  4 weeks ago

  block, blocked, digital, interaction, love, online, perception, relationships, seen, social, social interaction, visibility

• If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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  1 month ago

  advice, block, dating, feeling, follow, humor, joke, just, relationship

• I’ve been blocked by better.

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  1 month ago

  better, block, blocked, humor, sarcasm, self-deprecation, witty

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