11 Funny block quotes

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’ve been blocked by better.

I’ve been blocked by better.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car's visor can’t block it out.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Let's skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I'm so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025