14 Funny block quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

  Commentary:
  "😂👌 'Not today, stress!' This phone's a drama-free zone! 📵🏡📶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ol' digital paradox: getting blocked means you're finally in the spotlight, and unexpected love might just be a click away! 💻❤️🚫
  Remember, sometimes being "blocked" is life's quirky way of saying, "Hey, you're too awesome for my inbox!" 😎✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern approach to romance – block first, ask questions later! Who needs love letters when you can have a solid block list instead? Follow for more tips on how to keep your heart safe and your social media drama-free!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been blocked by better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, getting blocked is just another day in the Twitterverse 🤷‍♂️ No worries, I've been blocked by better! 💁‍♀️😂 #BlockGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone is ready to take extreme measures when it comes to managing their email! 🔥📧 Setting your laptop on fire might be a bit over the top, but we've all been tempted to unleash our inner pyromaniac on a flooded inbox. Remember, it's all fun and games until your laptop melts into a pile of ashes! 😂🔥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴‍♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs small talk when you can fast-track to the block button! 🚫😂 #StraightToThePoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

  Commentary:
  "Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨"

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