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11 Funny block quotes

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

2 months ago

I’ve been blocked by better.

2 months ago

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

3 months ago

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

3 months ago

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

3 months ago

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

3 months ago

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

3 months ago

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

3 months ago

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

3 months ago

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

3 months ago

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

3 months ago