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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.
I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.
Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?
I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.
Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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5 months ago
Share →: An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Commentary:
"Who needs apples when you've got silliness to ward off the doctor and boredom alike? 🍎🤪 Keep the giggles coming to stay in tip-top shape! 😄 #SillyIsTheNewHealthy"
5 months ago
Share →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It's like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney
5 months ago
Share →: Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Commentary:
"Dear music-less drivers, are you out here silently contemplating life or composing symphonies in your head? 🤔🧠🎶 #BrainUnplugged"
5 months ago
Share →: Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Commentary:
📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds
5 months ago
Share →: Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Commentary:
Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint
5 months ago
Share →: Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless art of blending creepiness with performance art on public transport 🚆⏱️📖 Who needs Netflix when you've got live-action psychological thriller unfolding right beside you? Just your daily dose of unexpected entertainment! Just remember, every page turn adds another tick towards literary suspense – or possibly a restraining order! 😂 #PassengerPeekaboo
5 months ago
Share →: “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'I'm sure it'll turn up' – a subtle way of saying 'I'm done searching for your lost treasures, mate' 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Don't worry, Sherlock Holmes has got nothing on you… or so they say! 🎩🕵️‍♂️ #LostAndFoundChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Commentary:
"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit the jackpot of… nothingness! 🤷‍♂️ Keep on scrolling, folks, because apparently, we've reached the black hole of content creation where the content has vanished into thin air! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"