40 Funny came quotes

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whoever came up with the name "dentures" really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths".

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: "You're a pain in the ass!"

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Don't ever forget where you came from. That's where you left your car.

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I'm out of shape.

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025