28 Funny cars quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like some drivers have mastered the art of 'parking camouflage'! 🚗🦎 Don't worry, we see through your tiny car tricks! 😂 #ParkingWars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great unifier – police cars and neighborly gossip! 🚔👀 Who knew that a little drama could help strengthen community bonds? It's like a block party, but with more flashing lights and less potato salad. 😂🏠 #NeighborhoodWatchGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

  Commentary:
  Oh, those sneaky small cars playing hide-and-seek with parking spots! 🚗🤔 Don't be fooled by their innocent size, they're just waiting to reveal their true form the moment you approach. It's like a magician's trick gone wrong in the world of parking! 🎩✨ #ParkingProblems

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine having a personal 'personal space alarm' that beeps whenever someone invades your bubble. 🚗💥😂 It would definitely make navigating through crowded places a lot more entertaining!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

  Commentary:
  "🚽 Oh, the automatic flush surprises vs. autonomous cars! Who knew your toilet and a self-driving vehicle could have so much in common? Maybe we need to give them both a little more control over when they decide to do their thing! 💦🚗"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

  Commentary:
  "Oh deer, I totally get it now! 🚗💨🦌 Running from adulthood like… 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a highway: full speed ahead, just watch out for those roadside pit stops 🚗🚽💨"

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