47 Funny cause quotes

• I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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  8 hours ago

  bite, cause, honesty, hurts, i, mind, pain, speak, speaking, speaking mind, tongue, wit

• Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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  19 hours ago

  alone, apartment, cause, cleaning, Funny, funny situation, having, humor, i, just, living, living alone, naked, own, place, situation, whole, yourself

• Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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  21 hours ago

  call, cause, definitely, glitch, humor, me, mess, system, technology

• The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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  22 hours ago

  cause, divorce, got, humor, i, joke, main, marriage, married, reason, relationship

• I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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  1 day ago

  bed, bedtime, cause, going, humor, i, laziness, mischief, night, procrastination, tonight

• Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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  2 weeks ago

  baby, cause, celebration, communication, creampie, daily, humor, norm, parents, social, social norm, socially, telling, trying, unacceptable

• Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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  3 weeks ago

  cause, even, ferdinand, franz, Franz Ferdinand, girl, history, humor, i, joke, main, name, saw, t-shirt, three, war, world, World War I

• Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

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  1 month ago

  activity, cause, enough, frustration, hard, humor, irony, mental, mental activity, never, over, overthinking, think, thinking

• Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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  2 months ago

  cause, cold, humor, jacket, paper, paper towel, Shein, shivering, towel, towels

• Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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  2 months ago

  app, cause, different, media, multitasking, music, only, playing, social, social media, Twitter, while

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