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"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"
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- Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.
- One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”
- Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.
- I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.
- Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?
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"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨⚕️🤣" -
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🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe" -
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"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind" -
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"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂" -
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"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏" -
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Oh, the quintessential journey from youthful exuberance to culinary caution! 🦃🔥 It's the aging process – evolving from party animal to probiotic promoter in the blink of an eye! 🎉👵 Embrace the transition and remember, there's still room for a little pumpkin pie… with a side of antacid! 🥧👀 #AgingGracefully #TurkeyTales -
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💁♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole -
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"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes" -
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"Maybe it's time to add 'Calculus' to the list of potential baby names! 🤔📚 Who knew math could be so relatable? 😂 #DadJokes"
Top Funny Cause Quotes 🔥
- I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.
- When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
- In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.
- Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.
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