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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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Seen just now on Discord:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Breaking via Twitch:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Just shared via Pinterest:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Spreading quickly via X:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Funny cause quotes 😂 are like the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, adding a sprinkle of humor to life’s daily grind 🌟. They remind us that even in chaos, a good laugh is just what we need to keep going. Whether you’re looking to uplift your mood, share a giggle with friends, or simply brighten someone’s day, these quotes are sure to deliver a dose of chuckles and cheer 🤣!

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6 days ago
Share →: I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Commentary:
Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣
1 week ago
Share →: Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery genes unraveled! 😂🧬 Thanks, Mom and Dad for this quirky personality package! 🎁🙃"
1 week ago
Share →: You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Commentary:
"When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️‍♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Commentary:
"Out of this world and still going unnoticed? 🚀😆 Maybe it's time to phone home and get that hubby a telescope! 🔭👽"
2 months ago
Share →: The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Commentary:
"Proof that time travel exists: watch any old man try to relive his glory days! 🚀🕺🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Commentary:
"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨‍⚕️🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Commentary:
🤣 "I delete posts faster than I can finish a bag of chips – that's called maturity evolution, my friend! 🧐💻 #NewHourNewMe"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
5 months ago
Share →: Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Commentary:
"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃‍♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Commentary:
"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Breaking via Discord:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Just shared via Telegram:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Trending via Instagram:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Breaking via Instagram:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Just shared via WeChat:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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