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Funny cause quotes 😂 are like the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, adding a sprinkle of humor to life’s daily grind 🌟. They remind us that even in chaos, a good laugh is just what we need to keep going. Whether you’re looking to uplift your mood, share a giggle with friends, or simply brighten someone’s day, these quotes are sure to deliver a dose of chuckles and cheer 🤣!

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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