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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Funny change quotes capture the chaos, confusion, and comedy that comes with trying to adapt to something new! 😂🔄 Whether it’s your failed attempts at New Year’s resolutions, the shock of switching routines, or realizing that “change” doesn’t always go according to plan, these quotes remind us that change can be both frustrating and hilarious. After all, if you can’t laugh at change, you might just cry! 😆🔧💫

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5 days ago
Share →: Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
5 days ago
Share →: Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Commentary:
Still convinced Rose was just practicing her planking skills. 🚢😢🛳️ #SaveJack
6 days ago
Share →: Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦‍♂️❤️
6 days ago
Share →: Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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When you can't find your keys and consider hiring a magician instead of searching again. 🧙‍♂️🔮🔑
7 days ago
Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
1 week ago
Share →: I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Commentary:
"Ha! Mornings are for whispered lullabies, not surprise concerts! 🎶😴🚗"
1 week ago
Share →: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Commentary:
"Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Commentary:
"Lol, I'm officially fluent in Sarcasm Level 99! 🎓🤦‍♂️😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Commentary:
"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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