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Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Spotted on Telegram:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Spotted on Threads:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Spotted on TikTok:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Breaking via Messenger:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Spotted on Threads:

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

185 Funny change quotes

Funny change quotes capture the chaos, confusion, and comedy that comes with trying to adapt to something new! 😂🔄 Whether it’s your failed attempts at New Year’s resolutions, the shock of switching routines, or realizing that “change” doesn’t always go according to plan, these quotes remind us that change can be both frustrating and hilarious. After all, if you can’t laugh at change, you might just cry! 😆🔧💫

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89 shares on TikTok this month:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

39 shares on X this month:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

20 shares on X this month:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Going viral on Messenger:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Trending via Instagram:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Trending via Reddit:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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