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  • I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

    Commentary:
    “Five-year plan? I’m more of a ‘five-minute snack break’ kind of planner! 📝😂🍕”

  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

    Commentary:
    “Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting”

  • Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

    Commentary:
    “Just don’t let it be the start of a long-term ‘bread’ relationship! 🥪🤣”

  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

    Commentary:
    “Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove”

  • I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the good old days when my superpower was ‘argue-man-tation’ 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear ‘logic-repellent’ like it’s perfume! 😂🌀”

  • Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

    Commentary:
    “Why do apps updating their format feel like my phone’s playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🤯📱🔄”

  • My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

    Commentary:
    “When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅”

  • How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

    Commentary:
    Just one—if it’s bright enough to cause an existential crisis 💡🤯🌀

  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

    Commentary:
    Oh, so the climate has to go through the stages of denial first, huh? 🌍🤦‍♂️ Well, we better start prepping for some climate therapy sessions then! 💨🌿 Let’s hope Mother Nature is a good listener! 😜

  • Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the undeniable truth about politicians and diapers – they both need changing frequently because they’re full of *bleep*! 💩😂 Let’s hope one of them doesn’t end up in the laundry by mistake! 👖✨”

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