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101 Funny change quotes

I've started eating healthier and exercising if you're wondering why I'm in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025
I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025
I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
May her tire get flat with a dude who can't change it.

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025
How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025