13 Funny changing quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

  Commentary:
  "Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

  Commentary:
  "Finally committing to a lifelong relationship… with my couch! 🛋️💔😂 #LoveAtFirstSit"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning your glasses is like upgrading from a grainy VHS tape 📼 to high-definition Blu-ray quality! It's like giving your eyes a ticket to the VIP section of the visual world 🎟️👓👁️💫✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

  Commentary:
  "Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me. 🤦‍♂️💻 #SelfSabotageSecurity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! 🤰🏻🔥 Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's upgrading from the bottom of their heart to the top! 🎩💖 Watch out world, we've got a gratitude trendsetter on our hands! 😉🌟 #LevelingUp #HeartfeltThanks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs speed dating when you can merrily hop from plate to plate in the ultimate foodie quest for love? 🍝🍔🍣 Swipe right for the perfect dish, or better yet, a slice of every delicious possibility! Bon appétit and bon amour! 💕🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine dropping some sick beats about searching for the milk aisle only to find it relocated to the frozen foods section. 🛒🎤 #RapGameChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a refreshing approach! Talk about making password changes a breeze – who needs complexity and security when you can stick with the classics, right? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like telling potential hackers, “Hey, here’s the door, just make sure to knock next time you come snooping around!” 🚪🔓 Well, with this policy in place, at least we can all save some brainpower for more pressing matters… like debating which snack to

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