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Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Making waves on Messenger:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Seen just now on Slack:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Live now on Discord:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Just shared via Slack:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Just shared via TikTok:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Seen just now on Threads:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Spotted on Facebook:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Funny cheer quotes

Funny cheer quotes bring all the laughs and energy you need to hype up your squad! 🎉 Whether you’re a cheerleader or a fan, these witty and playful lines will have you smiling from kickoff to halftime 🏈✨ Get ready to boost team spirit with a hilarious twist that’s as catchy as your favorite chant! 😄📣 Let the good vibes and giggles begin!

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6 days ago
Share →: Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Commentary:
I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
1 week ago
Share →: We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Commentary:
When a Disney princess takes an MBA: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the richest of them all?" 🍎💰👑
5 months ago
Share →: Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Commentary:
"Cheer up, my friend! Remember, your biggest mistake is like a surprise party waiting to happen. Just make sure to bring cake and balloons!"
5 months ago
Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Commentary:
Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions
6 months ago
Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"
6 months ago
Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Seen just now on X:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Freshly posted on Threads:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Trending via Pinterest:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Making waves on Messenger:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Reported on Messenger:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Spotted on Instagram:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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