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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,672

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Going viral on Discord:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Making waves on Threads:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Live now on LinkedIn:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Going viral on Messenger:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Going viral on Discord:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Making waves on Twitch:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Trending via X:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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72 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

62 shares on Slack this month:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

35 shares on Slack this month:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

100 shares on Discord this month:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

3,811

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Breaking via Discord:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Shared recently on WeChat:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

Breaking via Telegram:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Shared recently on Threads:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Trending via Twitch:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Just landed via Telegram:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

Just landed via YouTube:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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