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$Funny choice quotes - You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$

4 months ago
Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"
4 months ago
Share →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂
4 months ago
Share →: I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"
4 months ago
Share →: Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of deciding what to have for dinner – a battle as old as time itself! 🍴😂 It's a classic showdown between "It doesn't matter" and "It's your turn to choose" – may the sweetest victory be in your favor! 🏆✨ Just remember, no matter what you end up choosing, the real winner is always the one who doesn't have to cook! 😉🍕
4 months ago
Share →: Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Commentary:
“If going to Heaven means dealing with unpredictable weather but going to Hell means having a lively group of friends, I guess I’ll just bring an umbrella and sunscreen to Hell and make the most of it!”
4 months ago
Share →: When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't decide between food and love right now. My mouth is too busy experiencing a flavor explosion to provide a coherent response. Ask again after dessert!"
4 months ago
Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"
5 months ago
Share →: You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Commentary:
Marriage, the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone! It's like signing up for a lifetime subscription of surprises, both delightful and, well, not so much. But hey, at least you've got a front-row seat to the sitcom that is married life!
5 months ago
Share →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"
5 months ago
Share →: Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Commentary:
"Time is like a limited edition chocolate – savor it, enjoy it, and make sure you don't accidentally drop it on the floor. Because let's face it, no one wants to waste precious time picking up a chocolate-covered mess… unless it's a really good chocolate!"