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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

3 months ago

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

3 months ago

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

3 months ago

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

3 months ago

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

3 months ago

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

3 months ago

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

3 months ago

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

3 months ago

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

3 months ago

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

3 months ago

I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

3 months ago

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

3 months ago

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

3 months ago

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

3 months ago

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

3 months ago

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

3 months ago

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

3 months ago

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

3 months ago

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

3 months ago

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

3 months ago