294 Funny confidence quotes

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

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• My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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• Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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• I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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• The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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• If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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• Cool times create cool guys.

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• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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• The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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• Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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