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5 months ago
Share →: If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Commentary:
"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"
5 months ago
Share →: Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Commentary:
"Who needs casual hookups when you can secure a job instead? 😂👔 Let's just hope this 'Friendship with Benefits' doesn't come with awkward performance reviews! 🤞💼 #NetworkingStrategy"
5 months ago
Share →: We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Commentary:
"Who says insanity can't be romantic? 💻🤪 Let's navigate the tangled web of love together! 🕸️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Commentary:
"Embrace the awkwardness, lean into the cringe…because let's be real, connecting with others is basically an exercise in controlled chaos! 🤪✨ So go on, embrace your inner weirdo and let the hilariously embarrassing moments flow! #AwkwardAndProud"
6 months ago
Share →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Commentary:
"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pain of a joke falling flat! It's like experiencing a comedy show with crickets as the only audience 🦗, or telling a hilarious pun and receiving a blank stare in return. Remember, humor is subjective – but nothing stings quite like a joke lost in translation! #MisunderstoodLaughs"
6 months ago
Share →: So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why can't we just have a 'Past Life Friends' app for convenient reunions? 😂🕰️ No awkward small talk required, just picking up where we left off in Ancient Egypt… or was it the Renaissance? 🤔✨ #PastLifeProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Commentary:
"Wow, they must be emitting some out-of-this-world vibes! 🌍🚀 Wonder if they're sending good energy or just picking up some Wi-Fi signals from Neptune. 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Commentary:
"Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"
6 months ago
Share →: I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, the struggle is real! It's like trying to decode alien hieroglyphics while juggling flaming torches 🔥🃏 Don't worry, you're not alone in the land of lost rules and tangled game strategies! 👽🎲"