Funny cop quotes

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  6 hours ago

  Share →: Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

  Commentary:
  "Uh oh, hide the treats! It's the pawlice 🚓🐾😂"

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  14 hours ago

  Share →: Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

  Commentary:
  "Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

  Commentary:
  🍑🔥 "Well, who knew your rear end was such a hot commodity! 😉🚓 Better watch out for any 'hot' pursuits now – literally! Stay sizzling, mate!" 🔥🍑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to your 40's: That kid playing dress-up might actually be serving you a speeding ticket 🚓😂 #RealityCheck"

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