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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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20 Funny decisions quotes

Funny decisions quotes bring a burst of laughter to those moments when choices go hilariously wrong or surprisingly right 😂✨ Whether you’ve picked the weirdest snack or said yes to a wild adventure, these witty words capture the chaos of decision-making perfectly 🤪💡 Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe rethink your next move with a little humor on your side! 🎉🧐

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1 week ago
Share →: Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Commentary:
Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
1 week ago
Share →: Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Commentary:
"Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"
1 week ago
Share →: I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Commentary:
Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
2 weeks ago
Share →: There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Commentary:
🐶✨ "I need a 'Nope, don't do it' dog ASAP! My current life coach (my cat) just shrugs and walks away! 😂🙈"
1 month ago
Share →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Commentary:
"Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"
2 months ago
Share →: I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Commentary:
"When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦‍♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄
2 months ago
Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Commentary:
"Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Commentary:
"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
6 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Commentary:
"Introducing 'Life Wrapped: reliving all your questionable life choices from the past year! 🙈🔥 Whether it's that regrettable haircut, questionable fashion trend, or that time you hit reply-all by accident, this playlist has got it all. Get ready to cringe and laugh your way through #LifeWrapped2021! 😂🎉"

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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My favorite color is money.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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