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Funny decisions quotes bring a burst of laughter to those moments when choices go hilariously wrong or surprisingly right 😂✨ Whether you’ve picked the weirdest snack or said yes to a wild adventure, these witty words capture the chaos of decision-making perfectly 🤪💡 Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe rethink your next move with a little humor on your side! 🎉🧐

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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