16 Funny decisions quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

  Commentary:
  "Same here—my taste buds are the real decision-makers! 🍕😂🥨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

  Commentary:
  "When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦‍♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing 'Life Wrapped: reliving all your questionable life choices from the past year! 🙈🔥 Whether it's that regrettable haircut, questionable fashion trend, or that time you hit reply-all by accident, this playlist has got it all. Get ready to cringe and laugh your way through #LifeWrapped2021! 😂🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

  Commentary:
  Well, when you put it that way, it sounds like we might be stuck between a rock and a hard place! 🤣 It's like choosing between a lukewarm tea and a slightly spoiled milkshake – neither is winning any awards for being enticing, that's for sure! 🙅‍♂️ Always remember, when faced with the lesser of two evils, maybe it's time to start thinking outside the box and look for the greater good! 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of decision-making: do we trust the sober mind or the tipsy tongue? 🤔 Perhaps it's all about finding the perfect balance between clarity and 'liquid courage'! 🍸😄 #DecisionsDecisions"

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