12 Funny dialogue quotes

• I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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  17 hours ago

  dialogue, head, humor, internal, internal dialogue, me, much, self, self-doubt, starting, think, voice

• Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

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  1 week ago

  anything, care, daily, daily struggle, day, dialogue, every, frustration, humor, i, idiot, inner, inner dialogue, me, own, self-awareness, self-care, self-deprecating, self-deprecating humor, single, struggle, take, why

• Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

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  1 month ago

  anger, confusion, dialogue, emotion, frustration, mad, me, question, relationship

• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  2 months ago

  actually, argument, arguments, around, conversation, dialogue, full, funny thought, having, head, i, inner, inner dialogue, mad, me, mood, said, someone, something, thought, walk

• Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, communication, dating, dialogue, dog, humor, i, just, man, me, pet, relationships, same, sometimes, talk, voice, want

• To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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  2 months ago

  bed, comedy, dialogue, guards, humor, humorous, humorous quote, irony, playful, sleep, take, wit

• Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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  2 months ago

  bored, dialogue, food, humor, hungry, internal, internal dialogue, shut, shut up, stomach

• Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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  2 months ago

  bleep, dialogue, everything, humor, movie, R2D2, robot, sci-fi, star, Star Wars, wars, why

• Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, conversations, dialogue, humor, introspection, longest, reflection, self, sometimes, take, thoughts, time, yourself

• Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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  3 months ago

  dialogue, fun, humor, hurt, life, me, much, nurse, pain, sarcasm

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