Funny direct quotes

• As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, direct, empowerment, fantasy, girl, humor, i, moon, should, speak

• Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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  2 months ago

  direct, direction, excuse, excuse me, funny request, humor, me, nonsense, request

• Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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  2 months ago

  communication, confusion, direct, direct signals, good, humor, i, luck, me, mixed, mixed signals, relationships, sarcasm, signals, time, understanding

• How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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  2 months ago

  able, direct, handle, humor, irony, nature, outside, plant, sunlight

• Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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  2 months ago

  attack, different, direct, disagreement, feelings, friendly, having, humor, movie, opinion, person, personal, perspective, reminder, sarcasm, should, someone, take

• My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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  2 months ago

  advice, communication, contact, contradiction, direct, eye, eye contact, favorite, frustration, give, humor, i, just, listen, listening, me, opposite, parenting, talking, teens, understanding

• Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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  2 months ago

  call, creativity, crime, direct, FBI, give, Googling, heads, humor, joke, just, line, poison, research, safety, should, someone, story, writers

• I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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  5 months ago

  awkward, contact, direct, dog, eating, eye, eye contact, feel, hot, hot dog, humor, interaction, just, social, social interaction, weird, while

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