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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Posted on6 months ago

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Posted onFeb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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