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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

1 month ago

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

2 months ago

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

3 months ago

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

3 months ago

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

3 months ago