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Funny direct quotes

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025