Funny direct quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

2 months ago2 months ago

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

2 months ago2 months ago

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

3 months ago3 months ago

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Mar 18, 2025

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Feb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Jan 25, 2025

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Jan 25, 2025

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Jan 25, 2025