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18 Funny discomfort quotes

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025