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Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Going viral on Slack:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Live now on Snapchat:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Breaking via Discord:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Spotted on WeChat:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Making waves on Discord:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Spotted on YouTube:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Just landed via Messenger:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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33 Funny discomfort quotes

Funny discomfort quotes bring a hilarious twist to those awkward, cringy moments we all face 😅✨ Whether it’s a wardrobe malfunction or an unexpected slip-up, these witty lines turn discomfort into comedy gold 😂🔥 Ready to laugh through the cringe and embrace the awkward? Let’s dive into the funniest way to cope with life’s little uncomfortable surprises! 🎉🙈

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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1 week ago

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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1 month ago

age, aging, day, discomfort, head, humor, hurts, i, neck, next, night, pain, pillow, sleep, turn, where, wrong
I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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1 month ago

aggression, anger, annoyance, day, discomfort, hope, humor, i, just, mad, passive, passive aggression, shoe, slide, sock, socks
Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

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2 months ago

annoying, anxiety, being, chest, chest pain, discomfort, fear, i, me, need, nervousness, pain, public, public speaking, shy, shyness, speak, speaking, why
I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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2 months ago

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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2 months ago

20, awkward, discomfort, good, humor, joke, looking, minutes, observation, reading, room, social
Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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2 months ago

discomfort, excuse, feels, humor, i, right, sensory, sock, sorry, talk, weird
I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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2 months ago

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Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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2 months ago

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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2 months ago

awkward, awkward moment, breathing, discomfort, hate, irony, moment, someone

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42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

65 shares on Slack this month:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

51 shares on X this month:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Spotted on Twitch:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Spotted on Facebook:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

Broadcasted on WeChat:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Just landed via Telegram:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Just shared via Threads:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Spotted on TikTok:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Making waves on Instagram:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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