Funny quotes divorce

13 Funny divorce quotes

Funny divorce quotes offer a light-hearted perspective on the end of relationships. 💔😄 From witty remarks about post-divorce life to playful jabs at the complexities of splitting up, these quotes bring humor to a challenging experience. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the humor in navigating life’s transitions! 💔😄

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

1 month ago

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

3 months ago

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

3 months ago

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

3 months ago

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

3 months ago

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

3 months ago

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

3 months ago

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

3 months ago

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

3 months ago

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

3 months ago

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

3 months ago

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

3 months ago

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

3 months ago