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27 Funny divorce quotes

Funny divorce quotes offer a light-hearted perspective on the end of relationships. πŸ’”πŸ˜„ From witty remarks about post-divorce life to playful jabs at the complexities of splitting up, these quotes bring humor to a challenging experience. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the humor in navigating life’s transitions! πŸ’”πŸ˜„

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, β€œNo. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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