20 Funny double quotes

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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  double, double life, even, here, holding, humor, life, life management, living, management, people, relatability, single, single life, struggle, together

• I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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  animal, animal lover, cheeseburger, contradiction, cow, double, eat, eating, food, humor, i, lol, lover

• Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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  address, adult, adult humor, both, cheeky, cowgirl, double, double entendre, elephant, entendre, funny phrase, humor, humor quote, innuendo, metaphor, phrase, playful, reverse, room, sexual, sexual innuendo

• What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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  bedtime, double, double entendre, entendre, humor, i, joke, know, language, language joke, linguistics, need, sleep, talking, wordplay

• Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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  adult, comedy, double, double entendre, entendre, good, hand, humor, innuendo, joke, left, making, masturbation, playful, right, sandwich, sex

• It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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  backwards, double, double meaning, humor, ironic, irony, joke, language, language joke, meaning, parts, playful, pun, reverse, reverse spelling, spelling, spells, wordplay

• Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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  body, body image, chin, cowgirl, double, double chin, funny situation, humor, image, joke, physical, physical humor, playful, reverse, sexual, sexual humor, situation

• Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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  big, double, double negative, friendly, grammar, humor, joke, language, linguistic, linguistic rule, negative, punctuation, reminder, rule

• Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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  double, double rainbow, gangsta, humor, irony, nature, rainbow, sky, spot, surprise

• Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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  alcohol, double, drink, end, forget, humor, me, memory, relationship, seeing

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