17 Funny double quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

  Commentary:
  All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

  Commentary:
  😂 Well, that's one way to flip things around! 🔄 Guess it really is "no parts" for turning back! 😜🔙

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

  Commentary:
  "When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

  Commentary:
  🌈 Double rainbow sighting, the ultimate game changer! 😂 Suddenly everyone's tough facade melts away in awe of the magical phenomenon. It's amazing how nature's beauty can bring out the soft side in even the toughest of gangstas! 🌈🌈 #RainbowMagic #UnexpectedSofties

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a magic potion when just a few sips can make me clone myself? 🍸👯‍♂️ Better stick to plain old water, unless you're ready for a double dose of me! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Double chins are better than double faces.

  Commentary:
  "Double chins: making face-swapping selfies uncomfortable since whenever 😅👥 #ChinWins #OneFaceIsEnough"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

  Commentary:
  "Seems like Hulk gets away with smashing things with style, while the rest of us get labeled as party-poopers. 🤷‍♂️ Guess it's all about who pulls off the green look better! 💪🏼💥 #HulkSaysSorryNotSorry"

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