Funny double quotes

Double chins are better than double faces.

Double chins are better than double faces.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it's just one slice of pizza.

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025