85 Funny drinking quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

  Commentary:
  🇬🇧 British people really know how to spill the tea in more ways than one! 😂☕️ No wonder they proudly identify as "Bri-ish" after sipping on that legendary T! 🤣 Talk about a cultural connection through beverages! Cheers to British humor and their love for a good cuppa! 🤪👏 #BritishHumor #TeaLovers

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fun when you've got alcohol? It's like a liquid party in a bottle! 🍸🎉 Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we won't judge!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like their team building strategy was to build relationships with the help of some liquid courage! 🥂 Who needs trust falls and trust exercises when you can bond over a few drinks instead? 😄 #HappyHourTeamBuilding

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

  Commentary:
  🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the infamous plot by Big Text to exploit our tipsy tendencies and flood everyone's notifications! 🍹📱 Beware of the cunning tactics of those sneaky emojis and drunk texts! 😂📲 #TextsOnTheRocks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

  Commentary:
  Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"

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