Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor? Posted on2 days ago2 days ago
Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife. Posted on7 days ago
Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children. Posted on1 week ago
That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off. Posted on1 week ago
My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Posted on1 week ago
Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong. Posted on2 weeks ago
My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile. Posted on2 weeks ago
I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead. Posted on2 weeks ago
I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them. Posted on2 weeks ago