14 Funny drop quotes

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Bro, you're not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I was dropped as an adult.

I was dropped as an adult.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025