23 Funny drop quotes

• My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

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  14 hours ago

  chips, diet, drop, eat, eating, floor, i, ones, plan, sometimes

• Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

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  1 week ago

  accent, behavior, day, desert, desert island, drop, feel, gay, humor, island, social, social behavior, stereotype, stranded, survival, thing, voice

• I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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  1 month ago

  admire, baby, behavior, drop, hold, humor, i, just, parenting, something, toddler, want

• The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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  2 months ago

  accident, clumsiness, drop, fast, humor, i, mishap, moment, phone, reflex, slam, wall

• I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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  2 months ago

  ability, aging, back, difficulty, drop, drop it, harder, hot, humor, i, just, lot, physical, physical ability, pick, still

• The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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  2 months ago

  accident, battery, crazy, drop, dropped, era, flew, funny moment, just, mishap, moment, phone, smartphone, smartphone accident, technology, technology mishap, where

• Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, boat, brighter, day, drop, humor, just, much, people, side, sunglasses

• May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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  2 months ago

  accident, dating, drop, embarrassment, face, funny moment, girls, humor, media, moment, phone, prank, social, social media, texting

• Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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  2 months ago

  bottle, childhood, drop, humor, nostalgia, parents, phone, school, snacks, survival, us, used, water, water bottle

• Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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  2 months ago

  cough, drop, drops, floor, hard, humor, joke, mouth, observation, think, wordplay

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