16 Funny drop quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when we had to navigate through the treacherous world of elementary school without our trusty hydration, communication, or snack devices 📵🍎 The real survival of the fittest! Just shows that we truly are the resilient generation 💪🏼📚 #ThrowbackThursday #Survivors

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

  Commentary:
  Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

  Commentary:
  Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, look at you, remembering all your kids! So *fancy* 🙄 Meanwhile, I'm over here just trying to keep track of my own head! 🤪 #ParentingSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was dropped as an adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew adulting could be a contact sport? 🏈 Looks like someone got traded to the 'struggling to adult' team. 🤷‍♂️ Hey, don't worry – we'll help you get back in the game! 🌟 #LifeIsADraft"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'surprise, you're not getting away that easily!' plot twist 😅🎉 It's like accidentally stepping into a comedy sketch – stay strong, brave soul! 🎈 #UnexpectedGuest #PartyPlotTwist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the ultimate dream vacation! 🌴✈️ Who needs sandy beaches when you can have peace and quiet all to yourself? Just don't forget to pick the family back up on your way home! 😜👋 #QuietTimeIsGolden"

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