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52 Funny drunk quotes

Funny drunk quotes 🍻 have a way of capturing those hilarious, wine-fueled moments we can’t help but laugh about the next day πŸ˜‚. Whether it’s slurred wisdom or epic fails, these quotes bring out the comedic side of our tipsy adventures πŸ₯΄. Perfect for sharing with friends or reliving those memorable nights, they’re sure to keep the laughter flowing as freely as the drinks πŸ₯‚. Cheers to the funnier side of life! πŸŽ‰

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Posted on6 months ago

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Posted on6 months ago

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said β€œHey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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