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Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸♂️🌟
Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"
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- “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.
- If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.
- If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.
- Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.
- If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.
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"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean" -
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"Breakups may be tough, but have you ever eagerly awaited a food delivery, only for it to arrive and look nothing like what you expected? 🍔😔 #foodieproblems #heartbreakoverhangry" -
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First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation -
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Well, that sounds like a rather *time-consuming* wine tasting experience! 🍷⏳ Who needs pricey bottles when you can savor every sip for almost an hour, right? Cheers to enjoying the moment and making every minute count! 🥂😄 -
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"Maybe vampires started the whole 'vampires hate garlic' rumor just to get us humans to season ourselves better! 🧛♂️🧄 Next time you reach for that garlic, just remember you might be preparing yourself as a tasty snack for Dracula!" -
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- A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.
- In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
- Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.
- First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.
- Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?
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