Funny exit quotes

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  3 days ago

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• Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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  2 months ago

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• If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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  2 months ago

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• I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, exit, humor, i, insanity, mind, self-deprecation, wit

• Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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  2 months ago

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• You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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  2 months ago

  entertainment, exit, humor, joke, sarcasm, wit

• Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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  2 months ago

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• How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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  2 months ago

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• The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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  5 months ago

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• There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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  5 months ago

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