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Funny exit quotes

  • I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the mind is a maze with no escape route in sight! 🧠🚫🆘 Maybe a mental GPS could come in handy here! 😆🗺️”

  • Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 ‘I wanna go home now’ – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂”

  • You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

    Commentary:
    Oh snap, we’ve got a professional exittainer in the house! 🎤💃 Keep those exits smooth and those audiences guessing! Who knew leaving a room could be so entertaining? 😂 #ExitStageLeft

  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

    Commentary:
    “Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍”

  • How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we have a classic case of ‘dipping out’ with dip on the mind! 🧀💃Who knew that queso could be the perfect excuse for a stylish exit? Just remember, a true queso lover never leaves a party without a cheesy companion! 🎉👋 #LifeHack #QuesoOnTheGo”

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