Funny exit quotes

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying 'I wanna go home now' and then going home.

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025