11 Funny exit quotes

• If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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  7 hours ago

  choice, drama, dramatic, empowerment, exit, finale, humor, independence, leave, Netflix, option, relationship, season, self-respect, treat

• I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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  1 day ago

  confusion, exit, humor, i, insanity, mind, self-deprecation, wit

• Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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  2 days ago

  abrupt, ending, exit, going, hang out, hangout, home, i, normalize, saying, social

• You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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  3 days ago

  entertainment, exit, humor, joke, sarcasm, wit

• Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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  1 week ago

  again, crime, crime scene, crowd, dark, dark humor, exit, humor, interaction, irony, leaving, mystery, scene, social, social interaction, unexpected, walking, whisper

• How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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  1 week ago

  dip, early, exit, exit strategy, food, gracefully, humor, i, leave, leave early, me, party, queso, queso dip, situation, social, social situation, strategy, take

• The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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  2 weeks ago

  aging, attitude, decision, easier, exit, exit strategy, humor, i, maturity, me, older, say, situation, strategy

• There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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  2 weeks ago

  away, closing, door, exit, humor, loud, noise, poetry, sound, subtlety, too, walking, walking away

• Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

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  3 weeks ago

  competition, ever, exit, first-round, first-round exit, great, hate, humor, rivalry, sex, sports, team, Teams, upset

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, anyone, awkward, awkward moment, early, event, exit, goodbye, introvert, leave, leaving, leaving early, moment, quiet, quiet exit, saying, social, social anxiety, social event, urge

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