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Funny exit quotes

Funny exit quotes bring the perfect blend of humor and sass to those memorable farewells πŸŽ‰πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re leaving a job, party, or awkward convo, these witty lines add a splash of fun to goodbyes πŸ‘‹πŸ˜Ž Ready to make your exit unforgettable? Let’s dive into some laughs that’ll have everyone smiling as you walk out the door! πŸšͺ✨

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, β€œIt’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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