Funny exit quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

  Commentary:
  I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

  Commentary:
  "When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the mind is a maze with no escape route in sight! 🧠🚫🆘 Maybe a mental GPS could come in handy here! 😆🗺️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social niceties when you can just cut to the chase and declare your exit strategy like a boss? 🏃‍♂️💨 'I wanna go home now' – the ultimate mic drop line for any hang-out session! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

  Commentary:
  Oh snap, we've got a professional exittainer in the house! 🎤💃 Keep those exits smooth and those audiences guessing! Who knew leaving a room could be so entertaining? 😂 #ExitStageLeft

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a good old mysterious exit to keep the neighborhood on edge! 👀🚔 #Whodunnit 🕵️‍♂️🔍"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we have a classic case of 'dipping out' with dip on the mind! 🧀💃Who knew that queso could be the perfect excuse for a stylish exit? Just remember, a true queso lover never leaves a party without a cheesy companion! 🎉👋 #LifeHack #QuesoOnTheGo"

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