Funny facial quotes

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The way my phone's facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you'd think I dated it.

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025