14 Funny facial quotes — Wordgag ツ

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

5 days ago5 days ago

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

2 months ago2 months ago

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

2 months ago2 months ago

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

2 months ago2 months ago

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

3 months ago3 months ago

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

4 months ago4 months ago

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

5 months ago5 months ago

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Jan 27, 2025

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Jan 25, 2025

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Jan 24, 2025

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Jan 23, 2025

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Jan 21, 2025