Funny faith quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

  Commentary:
  Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

  Commentary:
  🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have the deliciously pungent bond between garlic and bread? That's a marriage that will never crumble… just like a perfectly toasted garlic bread! 🍞❤️🧄 #RelationshipGoals"

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