Funny faith quotes

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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