40 Funny fat quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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