56 Funny fat quotes

• My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, body image, dumb, fat, humor, image, intelligence, IQ, sarcasm, self-deprecating, used, weight

• I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, amazing, big, eating, fast, fast food, fat, food, fun, fun activity, getting, humor, i, indulgence, love, overweight, self-deprecating

• I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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  4 weeks ago

  comedy, experience, experiences, fat, food, full, humor, humor about food, mexican, Mexican restaurant, most, place, restaurant, restaurants, self-deprecating, weight

• If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, body image, comedy, comparison, fat, fatter, feel, health, humor, image, just, know, mental, mental health, motivation, positivity, sad, self-esteem, someone

• Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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  4 weeks ago

  addiction, benefits, cannabis, example, fat, gain, health, health risk, humor, insane, insanity, laziness, lazy, mental, mental health, risk, satire, weight, weight gain

• I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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  4 weeks ago

  comfort, fat, flat, fluff, fluffy, humor, hurt, hurts, i, neck, new, old, pain, pillow, upgrade

• Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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  4 weeks ago

  body, body positivity, call, calls, confidence, eat, fat, food, humor, positivity, sarcasm, someone, too, want, whatever

• I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

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  4 weeks ago

  bond, character, fat, film, humor, i, james, James Bond, parody, ready, stereotype, think, world

• Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, body, body image, call, compliment, elephants, fat, forget, girl, humor, image, memory, self-esteem, times

• Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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  4 weeks ago

  Alt, Ctrl, delete, diet, fat, fitness, humor, joke, tech

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