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Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Dec 31, 2025

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Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Live now on Pinterest:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Shared recently on Threads:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Seen just now on WeChat:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Trending via X:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Going viral on Telegram:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Shared recently on Discord:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

15 Funny favourite quotes

Funny favourite quotes bring a burst of laughter and joy to any day 😂✨ Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or want to share a smile with friends, these witty gems are pure mood boosters 😄🌟 Get ready to giggle, grin, and maybe even snort with delight because humor is the best kind of magic! 🎉💬 Let’s dive into some hilarious words that never fail to brighten the vibe! 😎🔥

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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53 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

90 shares on X this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

39 shares on Slack this month:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Going viral on Telegram:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Just landed via Threads:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Just landed via Telegram:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

Just shared via TikTok:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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