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Love when a doctor emails me about my β€œoutstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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I hope none of the people I vowed to β€œhelp hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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β€œI’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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