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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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Going viral on Slack:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Shared recently on X:

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

Just landed via Telegram:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Spotted on YouTube:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Going viral on Reddit:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Spotted on X:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Just landed via Twitch:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Spotted on Discord:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

15 Funny favourite quotes

Funny favourite quotes bring a burst of laughter and joy to any day 😂✨ Whether you need a quick pick-me-up or want to share a smile with friends, these witty gems are pure mood boosters 😄🌟 Get ready to giggle, grin, and maybe even snort with delight because humor is the best kind of magic! 🎉💬 Let’s dive into some hilarious words that never fail to brighten the vibe! 😎🔥

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“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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40 shares on Messenger this month:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

68 shares on Threads this month:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

51 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

17 shares on X this month:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

95 shares on Threads this month:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

29 shares on X this month:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Trending via Slack:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Just shared via Messenger:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Trending via YouTube:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Breaking via Facebook:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Just landed via Instagram:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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