27 Funny flirting quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

  …

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

  Commentary:
  "When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

  Commentary:
  "When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

  Commentary:
  "When even my pupils can't resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

  Commentary:
  "When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

  Commentary:
  "Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"

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