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  • Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

    …

    Commentary:
    “Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs”

  • You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

    Commentary:
    “When my phone gets slobber marks, I’ll know who’s to blame! 😆📱💋”

  • You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

    Commentary:
    “When you both slide into his DMs but you’re the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen”

  • The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

    Commentary:
    “When even my pupils can’t resist breaking the law of attraction. 🚔👁️😂”

  • You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

    Commentary:
    “Sure, but let’s keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥”

  • Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

    Commentary:
    “When being nice gets mistaken for a love spell… I guess my Hogwarts letter finally came! 🎩✨😉 #KindnessMagic”

  • My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

    Commentary:
    “When you’ve mastered the ancient art of ‘Stare-a-fu’, but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨”

  • Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

    Commentary:
    “Oops! Guess my ‘eye contact’ came with a free trial. 😜👀”

  • Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

    Commentary:
    “Approaching women on the street with lines like ‘whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?’ is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let’s just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!”

  • It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

    Commentary:
    “Apparently, birds have been mastering the art of seduction long before humans – who knew their chirping was just a clever ploy all along! Now I’m imagining a bird composing a catchy tune with lyrics like, ‘Wanna perch on my branch tonight? Tweet me back, baby!’ Ah, the avian version of a love song – nature truly is full of surprises!”

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