60 Funny flirting quotes

Funny flirting quotes 😄 are like the perfect blend of humor and charm, guaranteed to make hearts flutter and cheeks blush! 🌹 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or keep the conversation lively, these witty lines are your go-to for adding a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your romantic endeavors. Get ready to tickle the funny bone and ignite sparks, all while keeping things light-hearted and playful! 💌

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only descr…

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Sounds like you hit a home run straight into the Twilight Zone! 😂⚾👽

I gave you a follow back, not a Tinder match, don’t “Hey, b…

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When you expect a friend request and get a marriage proposal instead 🤦‍♀️😂 #NotTinder 💬📵

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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Making an entrance that's both commanding and breezy! 🍑💨

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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Money that comes without asking is like finding fries at the bottom of the bag 🍟💸 So unexpected, so seductive! 😄

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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Sounds like love in the time of furious scrolling 😂💞📱

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her…

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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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When someone asks what I'm thinking, I try to summarize my internal chaos in a single emoji: 🌀😅

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you…

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Sending a sloth gif and waiting for them to agree might just be the most adorable power move ever 🦥😂

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anym…

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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸‍♀️👶

Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular re…

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Absolutely! Here's a humorous comment you could use:
"Take notes, everyone! Compliment inflation is the only inflation we want! 😂😉💖"