64 Funny flirting quotes

• Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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  2 days ago

  asking, communication, conversation, dating, end, flirting, humor, joke, just, relationship, sex, woman, women

• A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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  3 weeks ago

  attraction, communication, flirting, reach, reach out, thinking, urge, woman

• Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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  4 weeks ago

  burger, flirting, girl, humor, i, joke, line, love, pickup, pickup line

• If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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  2 months ago

  before, card, Christmas, Christmas card, couple, flirting, gift, gift idea, holiday, holidays, humor, idea, matching, pajama, pajamas, relationship, romantic, start, winter

• Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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  2 months ago

  apology, costume, flirting, foreplay, humor, i, know, med, med school, nurse, nurse costume, play, role, role play, school, self-awareness, sorry, take, too

• As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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  2 months ago

  flirting, gender, gender stereotype, humor, job, kindness, man, mistake, misunderstanding, stereotype

• Girls are perverts when they like you.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, flirting, girl, girls, humor, pervert, relationship

• “Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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  2 months ago

  back, boy, dating, flirting, humor, joke, life, me, ovary, perimenopause, woman

• It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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  2 months ago

  almost, conversation, flirting, girl, humor, impossible, interaction, social, social interaction, talk

• Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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  2 months ago

  charm, dating, flirting, good, humor, man, much, never, practice, too, trust

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