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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Don’t hate me, date me!

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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33 Funny flirting quotes

Funny flirting quotes 😄 are like the perfect blend of humor and charm, guaranteed to make hearts flutter and cheeks blush! 🌹 Whether you’re looking to break the ice or keep the conversation lively, these witty lines are your go-to for adding a sprinkle of laughter 😂 to your romantic endeavors. Get ready to tickle the funny bone and ignite sparks, all while keeping things light-hearted and playful! 💌

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6 days ago
Share →: Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Commentary:
When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔
6 days ago
Share →: Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Commentary:
Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈
7 days ago
Share →: Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Commentary:
Believing guys is a lot easier when they start with the right compliment! 😏💁‍♀️✨
1 week ago
Share →: What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Commentary:
When you hit the base where she checks if you're lost or just brave enough to try flirting 😂🚩
1 week ago
Share →: I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Commentary:
"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
2 weeks ago
Share →: A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Commentary:
“When ‘not looking bad’ is the new ‘you’re stunning’—setting the bar just low enough to trip over! 😂🤷‍♂️ #TrueRomance #StandardsTooHigh”
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Commentary:
"Oops, my giggles were smoother than my pickup lines! 😂❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
2 months ago
Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Commentary:
"When you both slide into his DMs but you're the one with the punchlines! 😂😂 #ComedyQueen"

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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Just shared via Telegram:

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Making waves on Slack:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Live now on Telegram:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Just landed via YouTube:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Just landed via Telegram:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Spotted on X:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Just shared via Snapchat:

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Trending via Telegram:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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