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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.
Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.
Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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5 months ago
Share →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport 🚧, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist 🌦️, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' 🦌. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? 😂 #MidwestLiving"
5 months ago
Share →: At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Commentary:
Looks like an impromptu grocery shopping adventure with a side of unexpected bonding 🛒😄 Who knew forgetting your wife's list could lead to a new shopping buddy! #ShoppingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜
5 months ago
Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"
5 months ago
Share →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"
5 months ago
Share →: I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready for a squirrelly debate up in the treetops! 🐿️🌳 Who needs meds when you've got political discourse with the furry critters? Maybe they can help come up with some nutty solutions! 😂 #SquirrelPoliticians"
5 months ago
Share →: Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Commentary:
"Looks like another case of keys playing hide and seek 🗝️🤔 Don't worry, they're probably just out exploring the world without you! 🌎 Maybe try bribing them with some chocolate or a catchy tune to lure them back. Good luck on your quest to find the elusive keys! 🕵️‍♂️🔍"