Wordgag ツ

4 months ago
Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Commentary:
Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs
5 months ago
Share →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Commentary:
"Uber Eats' 'you forgot to finish your order' notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets"
6 months ago
Share →: Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Commentary:
"Counting down the days until I can pull off the ultimate 'I totally forgot, but here's a last-minute surprise' 😅💘 Who needs a calendar when you've got strategic procrastination skills? 📆 #RomanticSlacker"
6 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"
6 months ago
Share →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonders of the Midwest: where road construction is the unofficial state sport 🚧, weather is as unpredictable as a reality show plot twist 🌦️, and deer play a thrilling game of 'dodge the car' 🦌. Who needs small towns and cornfields when you've got all this excitement? 😂 #MidwestLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Commentary:
Looks like an impromptu grocery shopping adventure with a side of unexpected bonding 🛒😄 Who knew forgetting your wife's list could lead to a new shopping buddy! #ShoppingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦‍♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜
6 months ago
Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"