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80 Funny free quotes

Funny free quotes are like little bursts of joy that can brighten your day and tickle your funny bone 😂. Imagine scrolling through a collection of witty one-liners and hilarious quips without spending a dime 💸. Perfect for sharing a good laugh with friends or spicing up your social media feed 📱. Dive into a world of humor where the only thing serious is how hard you’ll be laughing 🤣!

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Posted on6 months ago

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Posted on6 months ago

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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