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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

3 months ago

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

3 months ago

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

3 months ago

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

3 months ago

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

3 months ago

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

3 months ago

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

3 months ago

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

3 months ago