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"Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"
77 Funny funny situation quotes
In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by t…
Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.
Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckil…
There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to…
Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the mo…
Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying a…
Commentary:
🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉
Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m singleR…
When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man…
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🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure