11 Funny gas quotes

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It's like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My dogs don't feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025