I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine. Posted on11 hours ago
I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. Posted on24 hours ago
Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks. Posted on2 days ago
Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside. Posted on2 days ago
Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries. Posted on5 days ago