16 Funny gas quotes — Wordgag ツ

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

2 months ago2 months ago

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

2 months ago2 months ago

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

2 months ago2 months ago

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

4 months ago4 months ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Jan 28, 2025

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Jan 27, 2025

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Jan 26, 2025

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

Jan 26, 2025

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Jan 26, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Jan 25, 2025

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Jan 23, 2025

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Jan 22, 2025