16 Funny gas quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

  Commentary:
  The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

  Commentary:
  Trying to top up both my gas tank and my OCD meter at the same time! ⛽️😂 #PumpPerfection

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

  Commentary:
  "When your brain's giving you anxiety and your stomach's giving you… something else. 💭💨 #MindFarts"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about believing in miracles! 🙏 Who knew some gas station restrooms could use divine intervention before entering? 😂 Better safe than sorry, right? 💫 #PrayBeforeYouPee"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

  Commentary:
  "Praying for a more eco-friendly solution 🙏🚗 Who knew farting could be so productive? 💨😄 #NaturalGas #ProblemSolved"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving adulthood! 🎉 Who knew that deciding on a favorite gas station would be one of life's defining moments? ⛽ It's all about those high-quality snacks and clean restrooms now! 😂 #AdultingGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

  Commentary:
  Feeling anxious but lacking energy is like having a full tank of gas but no engine – ready to go but going absolutely nowhere! 🚗😅 Just remember, even a fancy car won't get far without that crucial engine! Keep calm and rev up that positive energy instead! 🚀💪 #YouGotThis

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