Funny ground quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll start carrying holy water just in case! 😇💧🙌 #GroundBlessing"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've just uncovered the ultimate cosmic culinary conspiracy—ground beef and sky beef fighting for top billing! 🍔☁️ Maybe next we'll have moon cheese and starfruit on the menu! 🌙🧀✨ Keep pondering the universe's beefy mysteries! 😂🌍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like you because we hate the same people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing bonds people quite like a mutual dislike for others! 🤝😂 Who knew that shared animosity could be the foundation of a beautiful friendship? 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♀️ #EnemiesUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the whole 'tough love' parenting strategy to a whole new level! 😂👩‍👦‍👦 Better watch out, you might end up with a new step-parent AND an extended curfew!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

  Commentary:
  Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

  Commentary:
  Isn't it just fabulous being a procrastinator? 🕰️💡 Those terrible ideas never stand a chance, they're too busy chilling on the back burner! 🤣 #ProcrastinationWin

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