Commentary:
"Ah, nothing bonds people quite like a mutual dislike for others! 🤝😂 Who knew that shared animosity could be the foundation of a beautiful friendship? 🙅♂️🙅♀️ #EnemiesUnite"
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the whole 'tough love' parenting strategy to a whole new level! 😂👩👦👦 Better watch out, you might end up with a new step-parent AND an extended curfew!"

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
Commentary:
Wow, sounds like the USA is really going through a rough patch! 👻 Maybe they should check if all those construction sites were on ancient Indian burial grounds after all! 💀 Let's hope they can appease those restless spirits with some good old American ingenuity and resilience! 🇺🇸✨

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.
Commentary:
Isn't it just fabulous being a procrastinator? 🕰️💡 Those terrible ideas never stand a chance, they're too busy chilling on the back burner! 🤣 #ProcrastinationWin