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I like you because we hate the same people.

3 months ago

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

3 months ago

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

3 months ago

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

3 months ago