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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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The human body is incredible. It’s like, β€œOh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, β€œNo one helps me around here!”

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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