98 Funny here quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

  Commentary:
  "Me, casually strolling in with a bottle of gasoline: Oh, just doing my bit to ignite the party! 🔥😄 #HelpfulIndeed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🎬 "Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns." 😂 Sounds like small towns are just as mysterious as big cities, if not more! Who knew they were such hotbeds of crime and drama? 🕵️‍♀️🔍

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a house plant could be the ultimate hydration buddy! 🌿💧 Here's to ensuring there's always someone wilting more than you! 😂 #PlantParent"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

  Commentary:
  Looks like that camel really knows how to take happy hour into its own hands! 🐪🍸 Bet he just wanted a hump-day cocktail! 🐪🍹 Hope he doesn't get the "hump" over this mix-up! 🤣🍷

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

  Commentary:
  "Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

  Commentary:
  "Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect blend of wisdom and chaos 🚂💥 Who needs a life coach when you can just hang out with these 'train wreck experts' for some entertaining life lessons? 🤪🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Taylor Swift is pulling some serious mind-control game on your wife! 🧐🎶 Who knew that catchy tunes could be the ultimate weapon of distraction in everyday life? Beware of the "Swiftie" effect taking over your household! 🤣🎵 #TaylorSwiftPsyop

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