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164 Funny home quotes

Funny home quotes perfectly capture the chaos, comfort, and quirks of life at home! 🏠😂 From messy rooms to family shenanigans, these quotes remind us why home is where the humor is. Get ready to laugh at the little moments that make every house a home! 😄🛋️

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

4 days ago

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

1 week ago

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

1 week ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

2 weeks ago

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

2 weeks ago

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

1 month ago

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

1 month ago

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

1 month ago

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

1 month ago

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

1 month ago

And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

1 month ago

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

1 month ago

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

1 month ago

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

1 month ago

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

1 month ago

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

1 month ago

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

1 month ago

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

1 month ago

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

1 month ago

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

1 month ago

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

2 months ago

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

2 months ago

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

2 months ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

2 months ago

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

2 months ago

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

2 months ago

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

3 months ago

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

3 months ago

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

3 months ago