268 Funny home quotes

• “Home Alone” is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.

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  4 days ago

  alone, everyone, family, holiday, home, home alone, house, humor, moment, movie, peace, reminder

• There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

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  1 week ago

  Adam, Adam Sandler, better, change, change clothes, changing, clothes, comfort, coming, feeling, fit, home, outfit, relaxation, sandler

• Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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  1 week ago

  companionship, fur, having, home, humor, imagine, pet, someone

• In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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  1 week ago

  freedom, home, humor, literally, observation, student, tell, university

• The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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  1 week ago

  after, aging, commute, drive, driving, extra, hate, home, house, hurry, i, late, making, older, stop, work

• I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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  absolutely, anti-social, being, doing, doing nothing, home, humor, i, laziness, love, never, nothing, procrastination, relaxation, society

• The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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  1 week ago

  actor, actors, home, humor, joke, movie

• WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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  2 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, exercise, great, home, humor, realize, routine, steps, walking, WFH, work, work from home

• What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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  4 weeks ago

  age, answering, around, curiosity, door, grow, home, house, humor, i, knocking, sneaking

• Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

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  4 weeks ago

  20s, 40s, age, aging, before, going, going out, home, humor, lifestyle, nightlife, party, used, welcome

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