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Funny home quotes

May 6
Share →: The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
Oct 19
Share →: Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.
Oct 17
Share →: Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
Oct 7
Share →: My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
Oct 6
Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
Oct 4
Share →: Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.
Oct 3
Share →: ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.
Sep 30
Share →: The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
Sep 29
Share →: I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.
Sep 29
Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.