181 Funny home quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

  Commentary:
  "Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

  Commentary:
  "Haunted house: Spooky fun. Structural repairs: Spooky bills! 👻🔨💸"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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  Commentary:
  "Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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  Commentary:
  "When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

  Commentary:
  "Finally putting my degree in Couch-ology to good use! 🛋️📚😎"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

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