33 Funny horror quotes

• There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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  4 weeks ago

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• No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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  1 month ago

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• Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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  2 months ago

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• The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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  2 months ago

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• There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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  2 months ago

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• The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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  2 months ago

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• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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  2 months ago

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