20 Funny horror quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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