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20 Funny horror quotes

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Sorry I'm unavailable... the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Nighty night! Don't let the horror of existence bite.

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Be the horrifying lore of your family's lineage.

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
When I hear the word "horror", the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025