110 Funny hot quotes

• Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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  2 months ago

  call, cold, hot, i, just, me, mood, mood swing, mother, Mother Nature, nature, period, swing, temperature, too, weather

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

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  3 months ago

  able, clothing, fall, fashion, frustration, got, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, i, long-sleeve, long-sleeve shirt, mismatch, new, sad, seasonal, seasonal frustration, shirt, sorry, temperature, wear, weather, weather mismatch

• Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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  3 months ago

  Barbie, couple, creator, fact, fun, fun fact, hot, Hot Wheel, husband, marriage, toy, trivia, wheel, wheels, wife

• Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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  4 months ago

  20s, everything, favor, getting, girl, good, good luck, hot, hot girl, i, keep, life, luck, lucky, success, weird, works

• Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

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  4 months ago

  compliment, everyone, here, hot, hot person, humor, interaction, nice, person, sarcasm, social, social interaction

• Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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  4 months ago

  dog, dogs, food, food joke, hot, hot dog, humor, joke, mouth, phrase, put, where, words

• Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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  4 months ago

  comparison, condiment, derogatory, explain, food, food humor, funny comparison, honey, hot, hot honey, humor, know, pickleball, slang

• It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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  4 months ago

  alive, call, code, codes, day, email, email verification, every, fabulous, frustration, hot, humor, life, love, modern, modern life, news, nightmare, person, phone, phone call, reading, real, robot, time, verification, verification code, yelling

• I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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  4 months ago

  awkward, contact, direct, dog, eating, eye, eye contact, feel, hot, hot dog, humor, interaction, just, social, social interaction, weird, while

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  5 months ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

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