69 Funny humor quote quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the past? I still get my mail forwarded there! 😂📬 #PeakRealEstate"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

  Commentary:
  "True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

  Commentary:
  "Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

  Commentary:
  "Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

  Commentary:
  "Riding high on a donkey, but still trying to look majestic! 🐴✨😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"

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