25 Funny ice quotes

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

It's called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called 'Scoops, I did it again.'

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025